Dear Mr. Raven,
I admire your persistence and your stately manner. You are such a saucy fellow.
Your conduct today confuses me. Did you, with your undersized brain, truley believe that you could apprehend my precious kittens through the solid pane of glass?
I am displeased with your failed attempts to rob me and must implore you to cease this behavior. If ever you manage to break through the window, I will be waiting with a .22 and thus you will be nevermore.
Mrs. Crazy Cat Lady
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