This is what it looks like when you open the box. You might have already expected it to look like this when you first pick it up, when something started violently dripping all over your shoe. Or maybe you clued in, because the cardboard just didn't look right, as though it had been saturated with something. The photo below I like to refer to as "when foodmail made creamsicle babies". My milk and oranges juice were lovingly packed into a single bag together, during their journey to me up north. At some point their vessel in which they were transported, must have been violently rassled. Each the orange juice and the milk carton were then "squeezed" and mixed together to create another liquid, a third liquid, a liquid I refer to as "creamsicle babies". Then the "creamsicle babies" unleashed themselves into and onto the rest of the other peaceful items inside the box, before it was delivered to me in the north.
During a separate incident, this is EXACTLY how my milk was when I opened the box. The amazing part was that there must have been at least a litre left inside, untouched. AMAZING.
Then there was this.
Dear Nameless Airline. I'm positive that it isn't the company I shop from that likes to bust up my food before it gets to me. My question would be how hard does this box get tussled around before items burst? I'm speculating that the tussling around is unnecessary for it's arrival and could possibly be easily avoided? I'm just saying.
Moving to Iqaluit FAQ, Ver. 6.0
3 weeks ago